Jenna
born March 29th, 1996
My grandmother drove me to the hospital to meet Jenna for the first time
I don't think she stopped crying the entire time I was there
She was probably pissed at me for not going over and picking her up
She will get ripped on for crying that much her entire life
I did not touch Jenna for 6 months
My mother put her on my lap after baseball practice
The picture, she is just laying there, and I have my hands on the arms of the chair
Once I started holding Jenna, she became a big Doug fan.
Jenna was a little fatty for a number of years.
She quickly acquired the nickname 'rolls'
I was obsessed with doing things with Jenna for the first time
I gave Jenna her first drink of Mt. Dew
Jenna first drove my car
Jenna was forced to come to a lot of sporting events.
Everyone knew Jenna, she was at all of my football games
She came to all of my baseball games
She went to all of my brother's stuff as well.
Everybody wants to know Jenna, she might be the coolest person ever
Jenna has inherited a bitch quality
Jenna was a good person to have around the house
"jenna, go in the fridge and get me a soda"
'Do you want the blue one, or the green one?"
What a great pet she was
Jenna was never very good at back rubs.
I've tried many times to coach her well, but she never seems to get it.
To make Jenna fall asleep, all we had to do was take her for a drive
This sucked many times, as I was delegated to this task often
Jenna and I did alot of stuff together
Jenna got to ride on go carts with me at "kastle karts"
Jenna and I were big fans of McDonalds
Jenna cried too many times as a baby.
We used to 'smash' all the time
She would get on my shoulders, and we would run into various appliances and furniture
She loved it
Jenna and I would play 'fullback/linebacker" all the time.
She would say 'hut', and try to run 'through' me
She never made it, and I would smoke her
We had a speakerphone with an intercom on it.
I would take the phone, go into a different room
I would turn the intercom on, and whisper into the phone, turned up at loud volume
"jenna ... come here ... Jeeeeennnnnnaaaa
She would freak out big time, crying, not knowing what was going on.
She eventually knew what was going on, but still would cry everytime I would do it.
We would ask Jenna all the time, "who is your favorite brother"
we would all be around her, so if she picked someone, we'd rip on her for not picking the other one
Yeah, we were great brothers
Jenna had a huge extended family, as all of my friends would come over to hang out with her
She had a huge birthday party one year, and it was all my friends that came over
That was her parties, her friends were my friends
They would all buy her presents, and she'd have all the stuff to open up
I got a 'tweety bird' hand puppet while in Florida one year
Jenna and I would have good times making up stories with tweety
Jenna now resides in Tucson AZ with my mother
She is quite advanced in her schooling
The drama is already starting for her
Other girls are jealous of Jenna because all the boys want to talk to her
Jenna is too young to be involved with boys
Jenna can wait until she is 22 to have a boyfriend
Jenna has had many boyfriends already
She left a man behind in Luxemburg
They thought they were going to get married
She survived intense questioning though
We had to know if they were 'kissing'
Jenna has a unique way of waking me up
when I'd come home from school, she would wake up really early
I would sleep in the living room, so she would come downstairs, and put in a video
She would watch "cats-the musical" at intense volumes
She would then get comfortable sitting on my belly or back, which ever was more accessible
She loved it when I'd get pissed off about it too
And once I brought it up, telling her not to do it anymore
She would do it more and more
She still rips on me for that
If you would like to contact Jenna, you may do so here
JennaMcLindsley@aol.com
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