Disclaimer: If this is you, then you have to realize that this is a joke, and I don't
really mean this intentionally. If this isn't you, then I am really do mean this intentionally, and
i really want this person to get into a car accident. If you really do get into a car accident, then
that is only because you are a bad driver, and not because I am wishing it on you. Hopefully,
it's just karma.
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Hall of fame
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This next week, we'll go to another story by my kid brother, Beak Malcore. Seems like this guy has
some rage building up, althought no undeserved
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Ode to tbe guys on my floor -
Ok, so I have pretty much nothing in my dorm room. I never really spent money to buy posters, or anything else to decorate the room.
Instead, I hung up 3 pictures, in minimalist fashion. One of my little sister Jenna at age 5, one of my brothers and I at my
cousin's weeding, and one of my Grandpa and Grandma. Pictures of some of the most important people in my life.
Well, a few of these guys here at Gonzaga have "airsoft" guns, basically bb guns that shoot little yellow plastic bb's.
Well, these guys find it a lot of fun to shoot at each other, and at any other target they manage to find.
I'm sure you can see where this is going.
These fuckers decide that from sitting on the bed, it's a pretty nice straight shot to shoot at my pictures.
They of course do not do this when I am around, but wait until I am gone and can't kick their asses. (seriously)
Well, one night I noticed that the picture of my brothers and I had several indents in it, and at certain points
was ripped all the way through, definitely ruining the picture.
So, one night, I gathered up these guys that like to shoot the guns and told them not to shoot at my pictures.
I explained to them that the pictures I put up on the wall were extremely important to me, and that I did not want
these pictures shot at anymore.
I assumed that my words would penetrate the thick skulls of these guys, but, as I'm sure you already can guess,
my words did nothing.
I woke up thursday morning, and the first thing I noticed was an indent in the my grandma and grandpa's picture.
I got up out of bed, walked over, took a closer look, and saw exactly what I didn't want to see: An indentation in the picture,
basically a hole that didn't go all the way through my grandpa's shoulder.
I can't explain how mad I was when I saw this.
I brought the picture to the attention of the suspects (and likely culprits) later that day and explained to them how
mad the shooting made me. They all denied it one by one...but it's not that hard to tell when someone is lying....
So anyway, this wish for Car Accident of the Week goes out to anyone who has ever shot an airsoft gun at their roommate's
picture of their grandpa and grandma.
I don't know what's wrong with some of these people here. Why the fuck would you shoot someone's picture of their grandpa
and grandma when they expressly told you how important it was. It was one thing to shoot me and my brothers. But you don't
mess with Grandpa. That's just wrong, really wrong.
I made it so clear to these guys, and one of them was still an idiot enough to shoot the picture...these sorts of
things really make me want to hurt some people.
- - Dan Malcore
rekaeb55@aol.com
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How about you? Someone piss you off this week, or recently, and you want to take advantage of some
of the power that this website carries with it? I'd love to hear your story and if it's good
enough, you'll make this page, and possibly, the car accident of the week hall of fame.
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