This survey was designed for entertainment purposes only. If a question offends your, do not answer that specific question.

This is mainly a compliation of every email that get's sent out, asking stupid questions about stupid things, that most everyone seems to answer at one point of their life. This site will serve as a encyclopedia of responses my viewership submits

It's designed in two ways. You can embellish on each answer in the field provided, or you can make notes in the "embellish section" located at the end of each group of questions. Feel free to use none, one or the other, or a combination of the two. (my personal choice)

If you feel uncomfortable about someone seeing the answers, you don't have to post them to the site. If you feel uncomfotable about specific questions, list them in the area before you submit your survey.

I will never share any of this information with companies that might deem it profitable to know certian things you've said. Your email address will be kept confidential, and won't be posted unless you specifically ask me to print it. I don't ask this question, so you'll have to note in the comments section of your wishes.

By agreeing to post the results, you understand that information on the internet is for public domain, and certian questions might come back to haunt you in background checks by government agencies, noxy family members, pedophiles, homophobes, rapists, murderers, drug dealers, elementary school librarians, and aliens on other planets.

Doug Malcore
www.dougmalcore.com
doug@dougmalcore.com